File this one under the latest in Dirk Nowitzki related news stories. This video, courtesy of Funny or Die, announces to the world that Captain Dirk has officially reached icon status. This news certainly tops DeShawn Stevenson’s “classy” message to LeBron about the big German. On a side note, my buddy Nathan Pitzel’s dad Bernie penned the iconic “Be Like Mike” Gatorade spot. I wonder what he thinks about this parody.